MeetingBS™

MEETING RECEIPT

MARCH 11, 2026 · 57 MIN

REF: MOCK-001

MEETING

Weekly Design Sync

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This 57-minute meeting could have been a 3-sentence Slack message.

GRADE

F

BS SCORE

86%

COST BREAKDOWN

TOTAL COST$4,218.00
WASTED COST$3,612.00

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DECISIONS MADE0
ACTION ITEMS0
DEFERRED ITEMS5
BUZZWORDS USED37

TIME BREAKDOWN

WORK 8m (14%)
OFF-TOPIC 38m (67%)
COULD-BE-MSG 11m (19%)

YAPPER RANKINGS

1.
KM
Karen M.TOP YAPPER90%
2.
DR
Dave R.PIGGYBACKER79%
3.
LP
Lisa P.ENTHUSIAST82%
4.
TK
Tom K.MEETING MVP74%

MOST EXPENSIVE TANGENT

Karen M. · 15 MIN · $1,100.00

Oh speaking of apps, has anyone tried that new fitness tracker?

TOP YAPPER

KM

Karen M.

2847 words → 0 action items

90%

YOUR TIME MATTERS

EVEN IF THEIRS DOESN'T

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